Monthly Archive: October, 2014

One Year

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Hip! Hip!! Hip!!! No details… It’s just one of the many anniversaries I like to celebrate that might mean nothing to other people. Enjoy a wonderful life full of celebration. Ciao! Advertisements

The 10 commandments of Ladies Chitchat

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Ladies’ Quarter: Any quarter of an hour, within work hours, when two or more ladies, out of nowhere gather together for an organised session on the things that matter to the womenfolk. This… Continue reading

Adventures of a Gidi Alien: I got a date *wink*

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Well, if you ever suspected that I didn’t have a boyfriend, you might…hmmm…just be right, but well, I guess I now have a date. I don’t really know the stages. dating someone, seeing… Continue reading

Groundfloor: Too much carbs in the menu

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Na wa o, Bigs boys!!! Very awkward moment when someone says about the caterers that he’s tired of their food.”I’m tired of their menu, just carbohydrates, no protein, abi is it the meat… Continue reading

The Flag vs The Catapult (I’m not winking)

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I apologise to everyone who was offended by the post about the pussy cat (nobody was offended). Some of our noble readers have written to me (nobody wrote anything) telling me how offensive it… Continue reading

Wet Stunters, Slippery Gymnasts

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I dedicate this post, to all the people who, this morning, in the bathroom, while trying to wash their soles, or sponge their feet, decided to stunt, instead of placing their soles on… Continue reading

THE HEIGHTS: My Milkshake and the Milkman in the Yard

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Friday. I took the pack of milk, I shook it. Suddenly appeared the Milkman, he’s not really a milkman but he’s into milk(in a decent way) and for the sake of this blog,… Continue reading

This is a holy vex … God loves Nigeria

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Some fools, my Lord, they were nigerians, some of whom are churchgoers, (cos christians with true faith in God don’t write such rubbish) laughed at our nation. They say we pray too much,… Continue reading

I DID’T NOTICE THE NEW LOOK

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Too honest for my own good, I should pick up some flattering skills. One guy, on the Heights, I won’t mention his name (but for the sake of this post, I’ll call him… Continue reading

THE HEIGHTS: My First Print

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You should feel the joy that consumed me when my first print came out the machine, in fact, at the sound of the printer, I was elated, I lifted my hands in excitement… Continue reading

THE HEIGHTS: The Monday Hairstyle Challenge

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I don lazy. Life will be long. More than 3 million more hairstyles to go. Which one will i do next? Then it’s Friday, and you’re like, on Saturday I’ll make my hair.… Continue reading

THE HEIGHTS: An avalanche is coming

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So, induction continues. I’m happily seated, cant wait to learn and brrrrrrr, there’s a rumble in my tummy. “An avalanche is coming and I do not feel prepared” Remember the yodelling goat in Hoodwinked?Just… Continue reading

THE HEIGHTS: The Lamb Was Cat As Snow

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Do you remember Mary’s lamb? I’m sure you do, they dated for like 9 years, ok, they didn’t, Mary said they were just friends cos they were of different species and it would… Continue reading

THE HEIGHTS: Just Carry It On Your Head When You’re Going Home

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Na wa o! Somebody in my office hides the AC remote control in his drawer. (It’s not a guy though, but I have to write it as though it were, to drive attention… Continue reading